the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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