so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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