dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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