Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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