So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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