in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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