i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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