so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
