Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have tasted many bathrooms
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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