So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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