i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
