I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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