So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
