is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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