i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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