we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
