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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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