yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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