the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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