at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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