I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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