I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
