when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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