We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
