How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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