wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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