Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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