I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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