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So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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