I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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