I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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