jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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