Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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