I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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