My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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