Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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