Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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