can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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