You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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