the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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