That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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