Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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