i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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