I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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