I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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