i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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