My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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