dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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