why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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