Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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