I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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